sighs of life

The following list categorises what I call the 'sighs of life'. This may or may not be applicable to you.

Sighs of Life

1. When people score better in life than you do, yet they complain.

2. When no one stops when you hitch-hike or hail a cab, just before an interview.

3. When you can't reach a switch.

4. When the toilet refuses to flush when it's 'full'.

5. When you expect reciprocation, you don't get it.

6. When the printer breaks down the night before a deadline.

7. When the computer hangs on you at a 7-hour download at 95% status.

8. When, at 5 am in the morning, you realise that you have to wake up at 5.30 am.

9. When you are tired and sleepy.

10. When you got plenty more sighs, yet the 'sighs of life' list has ended.

Sigh.